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Now we have been providing Romantic Valentines Day Messages, Wishes, SMS, Status and much more. But in reality half of the people are actually Singles that becomes quite frustrated with the Valentine's Day Updates of Romantic Status, Cute Messages, Couple Images.
So for all the heartbroken singles to make your day exciting, we bring you the Anti-Valentines SMS for Singles, Anti-Valentines Day FB Images, Anti-Valentines WhatsApp Status, Anti-Valentines Funny Messages, Anti-Valentine's day Pics 2017, Anti-Valentines Quotes SMS and much more.
Funny Anti-Valentines Day 2017 Quotes & Status:
For all the frustrated Singles we will be providing you with the coolest I hate Valentines Day Quotes & Anti-Valentines Day Status for Facebook & WhatsApp.
You can send this Anti-Valentines Day Messages and Sayings to your Ex GF or BF so that you will feel proud to be Single this Valentine Day 2017.
Anti-Valentines Day 2017 Jokes & Quotes:
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Happy Consumer drove and trivial interpretation of love day.
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My love for you is beyond words. So don’t expect a valentine’s day card from me.
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“Happy phony, romanticized, overly commercial, sucks to be single, pretend that it’s love, day!”
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I bought you this Valentine’s card to invite you to be my whore tonight. ~Kurt Avish
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No Women will ever be satisfied truly on valentine’s day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.
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The course of a true love did never run straight.
Anti-Valentines Day 2017 Status:
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Some People treat the relationship as a video game. They play them and when they get bored they CHEAT.
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Box of chocolate, $20, dinner for two, $80, dozen roses, $100, being single this year on Valentine’s Day and saving $200, priceless !!
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Valentine’s day remind me that I need to change something in my life, and that is my lover.
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When I see a couple of Valentine’s day, it reminds me of Zombies movie with two different zombies with a different needs– one of them needs sex and the other needs a jewelry.
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Love Just sucks, Sometimes it feels good but sometimes it is just another way to bleed.
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Valentine's day actually reminds us that there is someone better than Santa Claus in this world.
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You, my dear, are a creature of the night, you are a vampire.
Funny Anti-Valentines Day 2017 SMS / Messages:
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"You’re a woman of style, you’re a woman of class. Especially when I’m spanking, your big-round-fat ass.
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“Valentine’s Day is for couples. We SINGLES have the other 364 days of the year to enjoy ourselves!”
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“Being single is pretty good. It’s a nice sense of irresponsibility.”
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"Kind, intelligent, loving and hot. This describes everything you are not."
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On Valentine’s day: “I don’t need a girlfriend. My job irritates me every day & that’s enough for me”
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I think, therefore I’m single.
Anti-Valentines Day 2017 Images & Pictures:
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Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary manipulative and shallow interpretation of romance day.
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I like being single because then only I am always there when I need me. -Art LEO
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Sorry girls, I won't be giving heart this year. Instead, I have another throbbing organ you might be interested in. 😀
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Don’t forget to leave work early today so that people actually think you have Valentine’s day plans.
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That awkward moment when you realize that Valentine’s day is approaching fast and the only one you love is your pet. 😛
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This valentine’s day, I won't cry for u bcoz my mascara is too expensive.
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Just remember being alone on Valentine’s day is no different than any other day of your life.So the above are the coolest collection of One liner Anti-Valentines Messages, SMS, Quotes, Images and Status for Singles.
You can use this Anti-Valentines Day Status for Facebook & WhatsApp so that you can send I hate Valentines SMS to people.
